This Streaker Escaping Security At A Cricket Game And Leaving The Stadium Is Quite Simply An Elite Athlete

When you think of the term peak athleticism you may close your eyes and see people like LeBron, Randy Moss, Jordan, Zion, Saquon, etc. Guys who are just absolute freaks with speed, jumping, etc. But I close my eyes and now see this naked man in New Zealand. You can't teach this sort of elusiveness that would make Barry Sanders blush. You can't teach escapability like this naked man has. There's even some strength. He's so close to being caught and just brushes this security guard off like it's nothing. A complete arm tackle for sure, learn one time to wrap up for me. There's no targeting in the security business pal. And you know what I like most about this all? There was no parkour. There was nothing crazy. Just north and south running like you learn in peewee football. The other thing to love about this? The fans cheering him on. Someone could have tried to be a hero and stopped him but they banded together to encourage him. That doesn't go unnoticed. Gotta give this guy some credit. He stumbled after his excellent hurdle over the fence to start the video. He could have gotten caught right there but this man has heart. He has heart that only Shane Falco has shown before. 

Quick thinking got him out of that predicament.  Bounced back to his feet, cock and balls dangling everywhere and made his way through spectators. I gotta know what the move is once you get out of the stadium. If he planned this correctly he has to have clothes somewhere out there down that hill. You can't be running butt ass naked back home. We have a new top notch athlete in the world though.