DON'T Puke at the Bar!!
The time has come to be an adult and make the commitment to yourself, your friends, and bartenders that you promise not to puke anywhere near the bar, especially this St. Patrick's Day. This shirt is a sobering reminder to your drunk self that you have made a vow of responsibility. Toilets, bushes, purses, back alleys are all fair game, just for the sake of everything holy please keep it away from the bar.
What happens if you break your promise? Public shaming. Classic. Next year you'll do better, or again risk someone turning you into an ironic mug shot.
The shirt that keeps on giving. Just don't be this guy …