Civilized Burger King Brawl Features A Delightful Pipe To The Face

With all those moobs, gunts and fupas going max jiggle I’m shocked nobody keeled over and died after the first few waddles. Are we in agreement that anyone who feels the need to have a Royal Rumble in or outside a fast food establishment also should surrender their rights to breed? Just seems like the logical solution for humanity. Choose to whip out a pipe at a Burger King means 4.5 billion years of your personal genetic evolution ends with a Whopper.

That crew chief may be working in a fast food restaurant for a living but at least he has enough smarts not to engage himself in that kerfuffle from hell. No man in the service industry gets paid enough to do with that shit.