Old Man Fucks His Family Out Of $5 MILLION By Leaving All Of His Money To His Dog

Source - You've heard the saying, "A dog is a man's best friend." A man from Nashville, Tennessee loved his dog so much, he made her the beneficiary of a trust fund.

When Bill Dorris passed away late last year, his 8-year-old border collie Lulu inherited $5 million. Dorris' will named his friend, 88-year-old Martha Burton, as Lulu's official caretaker. The will also states that Burton will be reimbursed for reasonable monthly expenses.

Burton said she often looked after Lulu while Dorris was away for business."I don't really know what to think about it, to tell you the truth," she said when asked about Dorris' decision. "He loved the dog."

Burton said there's no way she and Lulu could ever spend the entire inheritance, but she joked that she'd like to try. She said she will make sure Lulu is happy and loved.

Good for Lulu. She served her owner and now he's serving her. Granted she has zero idea what's going on, but it's the thought that counts. The local news station who covered this story actually did a full blown video on Lulu that you can check out here: 

But all you need to know is that THIS woman, Martha Burton, may be the luckiest person on earth. All she's gotta do is outlast Lulu and she's in the money. She knows it too, just look at her face...

She can barely contain her excitement. Regardless, if I'm this guy's family I'm drowning the dog and taking the old lady to court. Imagine how infuriating that must be? Discovering your Grandpa has $5 MILLION in the bank only to find out he's given it to his dog. I'd jump off a bridge. Oh well. Hopefully Martha's allowance is large enough so that she can kick some back to his family. As long as Lulu is taken care of first I'm sure she won't care.