Marshawn Lynch Needs To Be In The Monday Night Football Booth The Rest Of My Life

Sure, Tony Romo has been great on CBS. He guesses plays right sometimes. He says, “I don’t know.” He gets excited when things are happening. He came in like a thief in the night and stole America’s heart. And now, I believe we are ready for Marshawn in the Monday Night booth.

Excitement? You bet. Insight? Like few others could provide. Excessive cussing? Normally Disney and The Mouse would have an issue with this. But is the FCC really gonna fine Marshawn Lynch? Those people have families, they’re not gonna risk hearing that knock on their door. This is basically the antithesis of the Jason Witten experience. And, frankly, what we all deserve. Give me Monday Night Marshawn or give me death.