RIP To This Reporter Belichick Roasted Today

Goddamn do I love this team. I forgot how much I missed football but Kraft coming off the top rope followed by Bill’s ducking and dodging has quickly reminded how truly perfect everything is about the New England Patriots. Every time I get excited for a Belichick presser he always seems to surpass it. Just completely eviscerated this poor sap today, like a teacher scolding the dumbest kid in class. “It’s been addressed, you stupid little puke. Go back and look at your notes, or take better notes. You’re never going to get a job in life if you keep being such a fucking moron.” Killed the guy dead. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Belichick catch a murder charge for this one considering how the Patriots have been treated recently.

Oh, and now Gillette turns to press conferences for the Winter Classic featuring two of the most storied franchises in NFL history. Super Bowl champs get back in the locker room, the greatest owner and greatest coach in sports give everyone the bird, and the Bruins and Canadiens check out where they’ll playing the NHL New Year’s Day game. Truly the sports mecca of the world. Must suck to live anywhere else.