Somehow, Someway, Against All Odds, Despite All The Obstacles Put In Their Way, Kim And Kourtney Kardashian Were Able To Find One Another

Talk about inspirational. In fact, stop what you're doing right now. Yes, you. Stop working, texting, watching TV, beating your meat, plunging your hole, eating those chips or sipping that soder, because I really want everyone to give this your undivided attention. 

Look, life is hard. It's tumultuous. A roller coaster, if you will. Full of ups and downs, love and heart-ache, times of good and times of sadness. But I like to believe there is always a light at the end of the tunnel. As my friend Noel once said, "sunshine follows thunder". But sometimes, especially in those melancholy times of darkness, it's hard to recognize. It's hard to find the sun amongst the clouds. Which is why we have the Kardashians in our lives.

Thank the good heavenly spirit for the Kardashians. For they remind us good will always prevail over evil. That when everyone is locked down in their apartments, a sunny private island exists. They remind us when the NBA isn't playing, there is no shortage of NBA players to fuck. And they remind us that even though they were born a year apart, raised in the same house, and have starred on a TV show together for 15 years, somehow Kim and her sister Kourtney were able to find one another. Even though they are literally related, somehow fate brought them together. It doesn't get much sweeter than that, folks.

So thank you, Kim for reminding all of us, that life is crazy enough to find you on a million dollar vacation with your sister. I'm related to people too, that could be me next.