Some Guy Jerked Off At A Chick On A Train, She Posted A Pic To Facebook And Now Police Have Found Him

Buzzfeed – Camille Regnier is a 21-year-old actress living in Paris, France. On Tuesday, Regnier was taking the Paris Métro when she says she looked up and saw a man touching himself right in the middle of the train.

She wrote on Facebook about the incident:

“When he was masturbating, the guy was staring at me in the window of the metro, not directly at me. Damn it. Yesterday, I was assaulted in the metro by some asshole, he was so close to me I grabbed him by the neck and today!!! I was watching a video on my phone and I saw him masturbating when I looked up! I talked to him, he said nothing, and ran away. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM???? Yesterday I was wearing jeans and boots and today I was wearing a long skirt… I never make eye contact with them. What’s wrong with respect?? Is it because that I’m a woman that I have to experience your evil perversity every day? I’m tired of living in this city.”

“I was shocked, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing,” Regnier said [to Buzzfeed France]. Police officers began contacting her on Facebook, she said, but the image was quickly deleted because of how explicit it was.

The day after Regnier posted the photo, Paris police identified her alleged abuser.

Hey I know what you’re thinking and yes have no fear you can in fact see the guy’s dick here, NSFW obviously (and also as unimpressive of a dick as you’d expect a train public masturbator to be wielding). But more importantly, good for this chick. I don’t have a ton of respect for guys who’d whip their dick out and start cranking away in public just because that’s about as creepy as it gets. Like I’d put them even below the rankings of guys who walk around with mirrors on their shoes to film upskirts; at least those guys have a plan besides acting like a monkey at a zoo or Miggs in Silence of the Lambs, the lowest of the low on the perv spectrum.

Also for as fucked up as this is, the fact that it happened in every girl’s platonic ideal of a romantic city in Paris is pretty hilarious. Could you imagine some chick who’s seen romantic comedies and dreamed of falling in love with some Frenchman at the Louvre ending up disappointed on some long bus ride back instead only to find this dude cranking away like a common NYC homeless man? Like a Cathy comic strip turned to real life.