An Australian Mom Was Wayyyyy Too Calm After Finding A Billion Spiders In Her Daughter's Room

Nope. Uh uh. Absolutely motherfucking not! We hear the term Built Differently all the time, but the people from Australia are truly built differently, wired differently, and flat out don't give a fuck differently. I would literally be dousing my house in gasoline despite having 22 more years of my mortgage left on it (sidenote: kill me) if I saw this many spiders in my kids room, light a match, and not give a fuck about whatever happened next. 

Meanwhile this Aussie lady is spinzoning it all to her kid about how there won't be any mice in the house thanks to those spiders. Hey lady, get a cat, an extreminator, or a few mousetraps if you don't want to worry about rodents. Then again, she grew up on an island founded for criminals full of creatures that can kill you with venom, their claws, or their teeth while I am a doughy blogger living in the burbs that has been feeling imaginary spiders all over his body since watching that god forsaken video. Guess I am just built differently too, which to be clear is built like a giant pussy.