A Hero, Yes A HERO, Distracted A Gas Station Robber With A Blowjob Until Cops Came To Arrest Him
[Source] - The 24-year-old man reportedly tried to steal from the gas station on Tuesday night and threatened to kill staff, Slovakian local news reported.
The alleged thief then moved to the office where he attempted to get money from the safe, but the second colleague also escaped. Local media reports an unknown woman came inside within a few seconds, and began to satisfy him orally until police arrived - who then detained the suspect.
Police told TV JOJ, they found the couple in the office half-naked and lying on the floor, and the woman said something along the lines of "I don't take him anymore."
It's not known why the woman, believed to be 36 and of Czech nationality, decided to stop the alleged robber with an unusual method, reports Noviny SK.
The word hero gets thrown around a bit too liberally for my liking. That said, this 36 year old Czech lady is a goddamn hero. You're witnessing a crime, even close to a brutal crime. Some run, some hide, not her. Oh she did the opposite. She decided to take action with her own hands mouth. You know how you distract a guy so he can get arrested right after committing a crime? You offer a blowjob. Every guy in the world stops to at least think about it, buying the cops some time. This criminal probably didn't even think, just went ahead with it.
Both Slovakian and Czech governments need to offer this hero the top award given. You don't just sacrifice a blowjob for no reason. I'm talking money reward, keys to the city, the whole bag. Look at that line too. 'I don't take him anymore.' Yeah, you're right you don't. You did your part. Hopefully there were some teeth involved and he didn't get to cum. There'd be nothing worse than thinking you're getting a celebratory blowjob from a crime fan at the place of said crime only to end up with blue balls and handcuffs. That's a ROUGH trip to jail. Spank bank material for sure, but you don't want that in prison. You can't be the criminal caught because you stopped for a blowie. This chick has put on a master class in mental warfare. Probably tricked the criminal that she enjoyed what he did and was turned on by it. That's how you sell it.
This is the type of person I want in a foxhole with me though. If I'm at the gas station and see this go down I'm likely trying to high tail it out of there. I'm flying out of there and trying to get to safety. I'm a pussy. I need someone like this to take control of the situation. I need her to calm me down and tell me she's taking care of it.