Congratulations To Pam Anderson On Getting Married Once Again, This Time To Her Body Guard!

Source - Pamela Anderson has gotten married for the fifth time. Sources confirm to Page Six that Anderson, 53, secretly married her bodyguard, Dan Hayhurst, on Christmas Eve. The couple tied the knot at her home on Vancouver Island.

“I was married on the property I bought from my grandparents 25 years ago, this is where my parents were married and they are still together,” she told the Daily Mail. “I feel like I’ve come full circle.”

She added, “I’m exactly where I need to be – in the arms of a man who truly loves me.”

Page Six exclusively revealed in September that Anderson was dating Hayhurst after divorcing husband Jon Peters, to whom she was married for only 12 days.

Con-dragulations, Pam! Fifth time's the charm. I'm not sure how husband number four will feel considering you remarried so soon, but then again, he re-married three weeks after divorcing you so what do I know? Regardless, I'm happy for Pam. She has yet to release a statement but here's what her "friend" has to say...

“He’s in his 40s. A real man, finally,” a friend of Anderson told Page Six of Hayhurst. “He knows how to handle her. It’s very cool to see. She’s completely comfortable, and they’re never out of each other’s sight.”

The whole situation makes me wonder what's really going on? Like, is Pam poor? Is she lonely? Bored? Horny? I feel like she's one of those people who's been so famous for so long that she's just trying to be normal. She wants to settle down by marrying a regular dude, living in a regular house, and leading a regular life. She also quit social media yesterday so there's that...

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Who knows? All I know is that I love Pam and glad she's finally happy. Congrats to the newlyweds. On an unrelated note, I was searching for thumbnails for this blog and can across arguably my favorite photo of all time…

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ERIC ESTRADE. Getty Images.

^^America personified. Well worth the $11.25 if you ask me. Sorry, Coley. Have a great day!