Couple Heads Down To The Store To Buy Fish, Stop Off For A Quickie In A Phone Booth
Metro- This randy couple were caught having sex in a phone box on their way to buy fish. Naturally. The lovers came forward to discuss their bizarre phone box bonking session. Lovebirds Gavin Wain, 30, and 41-year-old Lisa Kerley – and they were on their way to buy fish from a garden centre when the horn got the better of them. Graphic images snapped by a passerby show the mum-of-four with her leggings round her ankles with half-naked Wain behind her. And far from being shy about it, they’ve actually spoken about their antics in Tamworth, Staffordshire. Gavin said: ‘We both have fish tanks with me keeping piranhas and Lisa a couple of turtles and we were on our way to look at the fish section. ‘We called at a supermarket and bought a few bottles. It was a hot day and the booze must have got the better of us. We were passing the phone box and laughing and joking and I said to Lisa “Fancy a quickie?” and obviously she did.’
I mean that’s a given. This happens all the time. A lovely couple head to the store to buy fish and it gets them in the mood to stop off in a nasty ass phone both and pound one out real quick. Depending on which side of the tracks you come from, fish and the smell of fish and even the thought of fish is one of nature’s most natural aphrodisiacs. If you told me to picture what type a couple that would be caught having sex in a phone booth on their way to buy fish at the store, they would be exactly what I would have in my head. Chick with platinum blonde hair who’s willing to bend over any time anywhere and a bro in sunglasses who doesn’t even think about stopping despite a bystander snapping pictures. The best. It also should be noted that the girl in that photo is a catch (no pun intended). She is. You gotta love a girl who’s willing to throw down wherever and whenever. Whether it be in the comfort of your own home in bed at night or in a phone booth in the middle of the day. She’s always ready and there’s something to say for that. Not to mention, what purpose do phone booths serve nowadays anyway? W’ve all got smart phones. Might as well use them for personal sex boxes.