Bring In The Dancin' Lobsters! Amanda Bynes is a Rapper Now?

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The rollercoaster that is Amanda Bynes' life has had more ups and downs, twists and turns than like anything I've ever seen. Just the other day I was watching 'What a Girl Wants' and got a blast from the past on the old Bynes that pretty much had the whole country in love with her. Since then we've gotten the alleged bong throw off the 36th floor of a hotel, the tweet about wanting Drake to murder her vagina, microchips in her brain, Twitter meltdown after Twitter meltdown, and just impossibly different looks left and right. Childhood celebrity burn out is a motherfucker. 

Well now Amanda Bynes has decided to become a…checks notes rapper? A what now? Bring in the dancing lobsters! 

Alrighty then….listen I think it's just good that Amanda Bynes is still alive and doing things. Did I see rapper as her next career choice? Certainly not. Is this any good? Heavens no. 

Just crazy to think what used to be. She's the Man, The Amanda Show, All That, What a Girl Wants. Whatever she did was a hit. This rap song? Maybe not so much, but maybe it'll get better with practice! 

Prime Bynes was a monster. Come back please!