AIN'T NO STOPPIN OBI TOPPIN

Are we still doing dunk blogs in the year 2021 of our Lord? You goddamn right we are if the Knicks are going to play their best basketball in eons with a high flying rook that can yam it like Healthy Amare Stoudemire.

I mean that's straight up STAT. The number, the smooth ferociousness, the feeling it gives me in my belly when I see it. Put some goggles with a yarmulke on that young man and you have Amare.

Not only is Obi showing some flashes but the Knicks are pulling out moves I don't know if I've ever seen them pull even when they were good back in the 90s.

And just because there ain't no stoppin Obi Toppin doesn't mean he won't slam the e-brake on your ass immediately if you come into the paint.

From the precocious neophytes like IQ, RJ, and Mitch balling their dicks off to Julius Randle flirting with triple doubles every night to Obi throwing down dunks now that he’s healthy, I honestly have no clue how to handle a fun Knicks team like this right now. God bless Thibs.  God bless Leon Rose. And God bless all of us for surviving years of bullshit to get here.