Kodak Black's Donation To The Barstool Fund Was Cited In His Official White House Pardon

Today as you may know was Donald Trump's final day of his presidency. As is tradition, the president on his last day can hand out "Get Out Of Jail Free" cards, like what we use in the game Monopoly. And while he didn't give one to Joe Exotic, he did give one to both Lil Wayne and Kodak Black.

Now, we all saw the Lil Wayne pardon coming. Wayne was playing chess this whole time.

But I was less familiar with Mr. Black.

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He is a very successful young artist who ran into some trouble with the law and was serving 46 months in prison until today when Donald Trump freed him with the support of Gucci Mane, Lil Yachty, Lamar Jackson, among others. But most importantly, he was freed after a $50,000 donation to the Barstool Fund. Seriously. That is in the official White House document:

I don't know what planet we are on anymore. Dave Portnoy's name dropped in an official White House pardon memo for Kodak Black. What a mad libs for the ages.

And just something to keep in mind, kids- if you want to get out of jail, all you have to do is donate now to the Barstool Fund.