How The Fuck Did A Dude Live In O'Hare Airport For THREE Months?

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ABC 7 - A 36-year-old allegedly lived inside O'Hare International Airport for three months before he was caught on Saturday.

Prosecutors said Aditya Singh was too afraid to fly back to Los Angeles due to COVID-19.

Cook County prosecutors said Singh was found with an airport worker's misplaced credentials and survived inside a secure area of O'Hare Airport.

I mean I get how because the airport is fucking massive filled with a ton of hiding spots, but why the hell would he want to? Because he was afraid to fly back due to COVID? Buddy, how does that make sense? There's probably no place worse to be than one of the busiest airports in the damn country when it comes to contracting the virus.

Makes me think that there's more to the story. There has to be, right? It's definitely going to come out that he's some YouTube prankster or that he's doing an experiment with Morgan Spurlock or some shit because there's no other logical reason why someone would put themselves through this. 

Everybody getting all pissy at the airport workers can take a hike too. The guy stole a badge so he was able to do all this without it being suspected. You gonna go up to someone in your office building that's wearing a badge and question them when there are thousands of people cycling in and out everyday. For sure not.

P.S. - If anyone has a contact you can bet your ass I'd love to have him on Dog Walk ASAP.