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Love Loses Once Again: Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas Have Broken Up

GODDAMMIT. Heartbreaking news today has fallen upon us as Ben Affleck and the lovely Ana de Armas have split up. Love loses once again. The reasoning with this break up? Turns out a 48 year old and a 32 year old are at 'different points in their lives.' Stunning stuff there, who woulda thunk? 16 year difference wanting different things? No way. 

To be honest this relationship lasted way longer than I imagined, with the couple going at it for about a full year to this point. The gist is that Ben has kids in LA and wants to be a father there while he makes movies, while Ana just wants to travel and do her own thing. Pretty understandable with the 16 year age difference factoring in, although I probably would abandon everyone I've ever met if it meant spending the rest of my life with that woman. 

There was so much hope for Ben at one point here.

But now we're back to square one.

Welp bad shake of things for him, but hey Ana de Armas is back on the market. There's still a chance for one of us idiots out there. 

Okay maybe not.