Gossip King Rob Lowe Says Prince Harry Lives In His Neighborhood And Has A Ponytail Now

“He lives about a mile from me,” Rob said during an appearance on The Late Late Show. “He’s been very reclusive. Seeing him in the neighborhood is like seeing the Loch Ness Monster, and I finally saw him. I finally saw him driving his car.”

“It was very, very quick,” he added. “Don’t totally quote me on it, but it looked like he’s wearing a ponytail. I’m just saying. It looked to me, as a casual observer, that his hair had grown very long and was pulled back very tightly by what I can only assume was a ponytail.”

Ohhhh, is this report from Rob Lowe or Joan Rivers??? How does he have this hot gossip about the (sort of ex) PRINCE/DUKE OF SUSSEX? He claims he saw him driving around with a ponytail. Lmfao. A few things wrong with this - 1. does Prince Harry drive himself anywhere? 2. Prince Harry doesn't have tinted windows? Come on.

I normally wouldn't be surprised by this news. Harry's always been the wild child, and now he's cut off his toxic ass family (I love the Royals, don't come for me) because his new wife was like "we gotta GO!" So, it makes sense he's exercising a bit of rebellion.

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But a ponytail? Does he have that kind of hair? The Windsors aren't ones for full heads:

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William is the poster child for "clown bald" and it looks like Harry was on his way. Could he be hitting that Rogaine? He's in LA now, maybe he got hair plugs? Extensions? A new celebrity hair stylist, perhaps Jen Atkin? (Jen Atkin is a joke pretty much only girls will know, but its fucking hysterical, I promise)

All I know is I'm going to need Meghan Markle to post a selfie somewhere with him. There are no rules, they're basically not even royal anymore, lets just let it all out! Maybe we leave the Nazi garb in the past, but I'm ready for Ponytail Rockstar Prince Harry to make a comeback. Meet me in Vegas, baby. 

Here are some gifs of Meghan Markle from Suits - I personally am "meh" on Meghan. But, people fucking love her.