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James Harden Was One Comment Away From DeMarcus Cousins Throwing Fists And Giving Him A Swirly

I can't stop going back and reading these quotes after the James Harden trade. DeMarcus Cousins was ready to pick James Harden's fat ass up and carry him to the toilet for a swirly. Harden was one comment, one shitty pass, one lazy practice away from this man throwing fists

Those are all examples of him picking fights with guys his size, probably why he showed patience with James Harden. Sure, they may weigh the same, but Boogie can just pick on him like a big brother does. I fucking love Boogie - hot take, I know. The dude was so good before all the injuries and he doesn't give a shit. He will go after people all the time and contrary to what people think he's actually a great teammate. So for him to get to the point of this? Well, we know Harden fucked up. And I know Harden is from LA, but Boogie is from Mobile, Alabama. That's the perfect mix of country strong and crazy. You don't want to fuck with someone that size from Mobile, Alabama. 

It's hard to argue with Boogie here. He's answering the questions perfectly. He doesn't give a shit about James Harden. It was clear Harden checked out, hell even the Rockets studio knew it: 

And let's not act like it's shocking Boogie says he was there to play with John Wall. They are best friends, have been for a decade. Of course he was there to play with Wall, who is starting to look more and more like his old self. All I know is I need Boogie and Wall to show up for a fight when they play Brooklyn. Need Boogie just to become the true enforcer.