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If The US Women's Soccer Team Wants To Keep Kicking The World's Ass, We Need Trinity Rodman (Dennis' Daughter) To Become The Face Of The Sport

[Goal] - "With my dad I'm just so thankful, obviously he was an amazing athlete and I got those genes from him but I'm excited to be known as Trinity Rodman and not just Dennis Rodman's daughter, so I'm excited to pave my own path and get better throughout this journey."

One of my favorite things every 4 years is how the US women's soccer team just beats the shit out of everyone. The last women's World Cup was legit awesome. It started with everyone wondering if the US was even good for the sport after beating Thailand 13-0. I just wish it was more than that. I wish we got to 20. Fuck the rest of the world during the World Cup. I want the US to kick everyone's ass and then rotate it when this golden era of the USMNT joins. Become a soccer power like we are a basketball power. More importantly let's keep being the bad girls of world soccer. Shit, all of England was crying about how arrogant we are. Damn right we're arrogant. 

But now we have a chance to keep this rolling. Some of the mainstays are getting older and we need new blood to keep the ass kickings going. Let me introduce you to Trinity Rodman - yep, Dennis' daughter. She's 18 and was just the 2nd pick of the NWSL draft. I need her to become the face of the USWNT more than anything. She's already got the quotes going, saying how she wants to be more than just Dennis' daughter - don't blame her for that. She's already had success with the national team. She already became the youngest player ever drafted by the NWSL. Needless to say she's fucking awesome.

Picture a Rodman being the face of women's soccer? Her, Mallory Pugh and Rose LaVelle running 1-2-3 for the next couple decades? Sign me up. Keep dominating the World Cup. Like I said, I want to be the bad girls of soccer and who better than a Rodman leading that charge? We're already the best in the world. The team puts asses in the seats whenever they play. More importantly they dominate those games. Won 4 World Cups out of 8. Never been ranked lower than 2 in the FIFA Rankings. 4 out of 6 Olympic Golds. That's the exact definition of domination. 

Now it's Trinity Rodman's time.