Theo Von Catches Dustin Poirier WAAAY Off Guard By Asking Him If He'd Kill Conor McGregor

What a clip. I know the Theo Von/Caleb Pressley comparisons kinda run rampant here at Barstool, but this clip really exemplifies 'em for me. 

If that ain't a Sundae Sitdown question worthy of a long, hard, journalistic squint, I don't know what is....

Theo and Dustin are both Louisiana boys and have proven to be pretty friendly in the past….

 ….but that question could make even the closest of buddies swerve into an awkward ass exchange like they had, ESPECIALLY when talking about a sport that could legitimately hold those ramifications in a worst case scenario. Pretty objectively hilarious, though.

Theo: Would you kill him?

Dustin: I don't wanna - uh, I, uh, I mean, I don't want to.

Theo: Yeah.

Dustin: I don't wanna kill anybody.

Theo: I feel you man.

Dustin: Yeah, that's not a goal.

Theo: Yeah that's not a goal! Okay! I like that. I respect that bro. You don't wanna be THAT guy.

Dustin: No. I don't wish that on anybody.

Theo: Yeah, you're right man, I shouldn't have even asked that.

C'mon - if that didn't make you laugh, you've got a big ol dump in your pants. Check out the full podcast here:

WARNING to any/all McGregor fans: Poirier is pretty damn likable (as always) on this pod. Gonna feel bad about this one.