Science Is Working On A Hard-Hitting Investigation Trying To Figure Out Why Guys Need A Break From Sex After Cumming

[Source] - Researchers believe they are closer to knowing why men are unable to go straight to a second round of intercourse after a study ruled out a common excuse for it. The fact is that even when men want to go again, they need a break before re-starting sexual activity after ejaculating.

Usually, the length of the break required varies by age from around 15 minutes for an 18-year-old to up to 20 hours for a 70-year-old male.

However, now a new Portuguese study revealed that prolactin levels have no impact on a mans ability to have sex again straight after orgasm.

Quick question - how much are these scientists being paid for this study? Because I can solve this whole prolactin level problem real quick. Guys need a break because of empty balls. It's like NBA Jam. You run out of turbo, you gotta let that shit fill back up. Then you go full speed again. Actually, it's EXACTLY like NBA Jam the more I think about it. 

I don't understand what science is trying to do here. Just let us live scientists. Let us sit here and know that once we bust a nut we're going to need a few minutes. It's just accepted. I don't want to hear anything about prolactin levels or any sort of reasoning as to why we need 20 minutes to recover. It's just life. It's why we stink in bed. Girls can do it all, guys? Yeah, we suck in bed. Break that one down science. Speaking of breaks. Shout out the 70 year old dudes that are not only still fucking but can do it twice in a 24 hour span. That's legit one of the most impressive things I've ever read. 70 years old! You know who is 70? Roy Williams. You think ol Roy is getting his dick hard twice in 24 hours? The man just started talking about how he wants his players to be good before he dies and science is saying he just needs 20 hours. I'm not buying it. 

I got a problem with science though. There's enough that can go wrong in the bedroom. You're worried about hitting the right spots, doing what she likes, lasting long enough that you're not getting laughed at, trying to slow it down and speed it up, anything really to trick your dick. But now this? Now I got science coming for the post sex break. We got games to watch! We got food to eat! We got more liquor to drink to help trick the dick. Don't take that from us, science, you bastards. We already know we're inadequate in bed, we don't need science proving it with an actual reason.