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Olivia Wilde Has A New Boyfriend And His Name is HARRY STYLES

Ohhhhhhh man. I'm not in on the sports version of "You Hate To See It" jokes, but applied here? You hateeeeee to see it. Tonight before bed, after we brush our teeth and do our 7 step skincare routines, we must kneel before our mattress and pray. PRAY for Jason Sudeikis. Pray that he will get through one of the MOST devastating rebounds since Pete Davidson started hooking up with Kate Beckinsale after Ariana Grande dumped him. HARRY STYLES???? Holy shit. He's the coolest guy alive. You just can't argue that. He's handsome, smooth talking, British, a great singer, fashionable, cool friends, YOUNG...Olivia is almost exactly 10 years older than him (36 to his 26.) He's... dare I say it... perfect for her. (For now.)

Normally I say any man between the ages of 23-27 is completely useless as far as relationships or common sense is concerned, but Harry? He's not the rule, he's the exception. He can sweep anyone off their feet, if he sees them worthy. And Olivia, ladies and gentleman, is more than worthy.

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