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Video: Boston Dynamics' Newest Robots Rehearse Dancing on Our Mass Graves

A brilliant feat. An technological marvel. A triumph of imagination, science and engineering wizardry. And the sounds and sights of our imminent doom. 

Thanks to Boston Dynamics both for ushering in our extermination and showing us what it will look like in advance so we can prepare ourselves. When Skynet becomes self-aware and starts sorting our species into the ones who can be useful as forced laborers, the ones who can breed futures workers and the ones marked for extinction, at least we know the droids will have fun doing it. We'll all go off to our labor camps and extermination centers entertained. To to the sounds of The Contours and the syncopated rhythms of the mechanized overlords and their creepy bot dogs that Boston Dynamics created back in 2020.

The end can't come soon enough.