After Gazing At Gymnast Aly Raisman's Body Issue Pics I Now Declare Her My Precious

via ESPN, obviously. No way any of us would be professional enough to take these pictures.

Good. Gravy. I don’t even know how any of that works. It’s like after Kramer makes Jerry watch his Romanian woman’s Silver Medal Olympic performance. Yo Yo Ma, indeed.

I am also equally infatuated with this cutie of a skateboarder, Leticia Bufoni. I’d absolutely love to travel back to the middle school days, sport some Billabong and watch her do ollies while I crush some Tony Hawk Pro Skater as Ocean Avenue blares in the backround. Yellowcard was, and still may be, the shit and a half.