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Is It More Attractive Right Now To Be An Eagles Or A Cowboys Fan?

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Correct Answer: Apparently both!  The two teams still STINK and  5-9 > 4-9-1, but who cares!  That doesn't affect the body, mind, and soul of these ladies who are both equally attractive on the outside as well as I'm sure inside!  Chalk this year up to Covid and let's move on with both Jalen Hurts and a healthy Dak back in the saddle!  Good for Sammy and Haylee for continuing to fight the good fight, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with sports and happiness! Even though Birds RULE and Cowboys DROOL! Go Sammy go!  

SAMMY AND THE BIRDS BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure he's OK while I'm doing his job by crushing these PAGEVIEWS!!!

BACK TO SAMMY!!!

Thank you, Sammy! Go BIRDS!!!!