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The 'World's Hottest Grandma' Is Selling The Very First OnlyFans Topless Calendar After Feuding With Instagram Over Nude Pictures

[Source] - She told the Daily Star: “Today I released my first ‘Best of OnlyFans’ topless digital calendar. “I think I am successful because my page is a huge tease unlike others who give a lot away for free and show everything they had for breakfast.”

I think it’s the world’s first OnlyFans calendar and costs $25 USD

Hell yes, Gina Stewart. This is how you pivot and recover. Also there's something about being called the World's Hottest Grandma that just makes it move. You can't prove it, but she's the world's hottest grandma and this is a MILF-friendly site. Carl, Malcolm Slutler and I have made that very clear. Now Gina Stewart has been blogged here before. Hard not to when we're in the smut business and she's the world's hottest grandma. It started though when she started feuding with Instagram over nude pictures

Seems bullshit to me. If Grandma has it, grandma should be able to flaunt that shit wherever she damn well pleases. I'd rather see Gina Stewart tastefully naked than what Molly from my freshman dorm had for dinner that night. Sorry Bailey, I don't need to see you cook some vegan log thing again. But here's what Gina Stewart did. She moved to OnlyFans. No brainer. But not only that she found a new business - just straight rating dicks for money. 

Gina revealed male fans beg her to rate how appealing their penises look on a scale of 1 to 10.

She admitted: “I get requests for customised content a lot of the time. (Fans ask for) happy birthday messages or wakeup calls… “But the rate my penis craze is just the funniest trend.”

“I think men just love to know a woman’s thoughts on what we really think about them. They must feel safe with doing this on OnlyFans.”

I'm sorry but what lunatic is asking for their dick to get rated? It's not good. No dicks are good. I can't imagine standing there and being like hey, world's hottest grandma, tell me how below average I am. Thanks! That's exactly why I wanted while I light my money on fire. Appreciate it! 

Back to calendars, I can't believe they are still a thing. Sure, I remember wanting to get one when I was a kid and could hang it up in my room. Shout out my Uncle who always got me the Swimsuit Issue one. But it's 2020-2021. We have phones that literally do anything, including let us watch porn. You can even watch porn for free.

But shout out Gina Stewart. 50 years old. Grandma. Business savant.