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These British Chicks Have The Best Asses In The World According To Something Called The Golden Ratio... Let's Go To The Tape!

[Source] - AMANDA Holden and Susanna Reid have the "best bums" in the world according to the Golden Ratio equation. 

The Britain's Got Talent judge and Good Morning Britain presenter, both 49, have been found to have the perfect "Golden Ratio" bums by Dr Riccardo Frati who analysed the bottoms of leading celebrities.

Listen, you start throwing science, rankings, MILFs and best asses around and I'm going to be hooked. The only thing missing here is basketball and it's a must blog for me. I'm not going to sit here and fully understand the Golden Ratio. But this is what I know about it: 

It comes from ancient Greeks, so it's been around forever. Apparently anything in the world can have a ratio and according to mathematics the ideal ass proportion should be 3:2:3. Got it? Neither do I. But do you care? Nope. This is about finding the best asses in the world. For this study, shout out Dr. Riccardo Frati who is 100% the horniest guy in the world, right? The perfect ratio is 3:2:3 for breast to waist to butt. I have no idea how you get 3, but again, you just want pictures. 

According to this, there are 3 perfect asses.

Amanda Holden

I've blogged about her before. She's 49 from England and won Rear of the Year. Now I don't know how you prove this, but Rear of the Year and a perfect ass? Science says she wins. 

Susanna Reid


Laura Tobin


Michelle Keegan

I understand what we're talking about here. This is some sort of scientific breakdown. But what the fuck are we doing here? Is this thing biased or what? These are good asses, great even. But uh, Jennifer Lopez? SHAKIRA?!? A bunch of Instagram models? Sofia Vergara? I need to speak up for the male delegation and let it be known that this is not a “perfect ass. Tossing around words like “best” and “perfect” and “flawless” is ridiculous. We don't need science to tell us this. It's about optics. More importantly it's about confidence. If you have a good ass, you have a good ass. We don't need science for this. 

I'd make a case that this is the most famous, arguably best ass. 

Let's enjoy last year's Super Bowl

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