Luka Doncic Wants Everyone To Know He's Totally Not Fat, He's Just Not A Muscular Guy

Hell yes, Luka. Embrace it. Spin zone it. This is why you're the favorite to win MVP this year. Control the story before the story controls you. I know everyone got lost with James Harden looking like this last night: 

But the real story is Luka Doncic. The guy who is the next face of the NBA, the guy who is making the Mavs good again, showing up, well, fat. He can say he's not fat, that's a classic fat guy move. No, I'm just a bit out of shape. I've never been muscular. Classic go-to fat guy lines. Don't believe me, here are some looks from his game: 

Hell, he even is making fun of himself calling himself slow

I know that Luka is in the .00001% of athletes in the world. But how can you look at this picture and not laugh? 

Even Josh Richardson is in awe of the belly. Personally, I want Luka to get fat and win MVP. It's what we all should be cheering for now. I want him looking like Chuck out there. Maybe a little Rodney Rodgers or Michael Sweetney. But out there hitting stepbacks and killing dudes left and right. Shit, he dropped 28 in preseason as a fatty.

 If he does need to get in better shape, I highly recommend some workouts with his mom and girlfriend: