Nothing Like Going To The Beach And Watching A Cartel Chase Straight Out Of Grand Theft Auto Take Place
People go to the beach for a lot of different reasons. Some go because they like the show off or look at beach bods. Others go to shred gnar. And Olds like me go because we can lay down for once since we know our idiot kids will keep themselves entertained playing with old shitty toys in what is essentially a giant sandbox which all things considered is one of the truly remarkable things I've ever experienced in my life since they never stay entertained doing anything that doesn't involve a screen for more than 10 minutes at a time.
However, getting to stare at the ocean then watch a free cartel chase where the driver of a boat is pulling moves reserved for when you have 5 Wanted Stars in Grand Theft Auto with a chopper on your ass all while turning yourself from the Crayola color of Sickly Quarantine Pale to Bronzed God from a safe distance is about as good as life gets these days. That rush of danger, that thrill of watching someone else's life go to shit, and that sweet sweet Vitamin D from the sun entering your system all at once.
While I am here, let me once again reiterate to the good people at Rockstar Games that I will pay whatever they would like for a new version of Grand Theft Auto right this minute before the entire world shuts down again following whatever covid spike arrives after Christmas. You give me a copy of it and can simply help yourself to as much or as little of my feeble bank account as you desire. I know GTA V is still popping off updates to the online version of the game that are better than brand new games that are coming out weekly. But I want a fresh GTA. You don't even need to have it be some super fleshed out game with multiple main characters or endings. Just give me a game with a typical GTA quality story, some entertaining missions, a few radio stations with great tunes and funny commercials, and a couple of objects leaning on each other that are actually the perfect ramps for incredible jumps. Oh yeah and throw in a few hookers too. Now if you will excuse me, I will be remembering when life was better by watching this commercial on loop even if it happened like 3 console generations ago.
Blogger's Note: I have no idea what happened, where/why this happened, who was the reason it happened, or when it happened since I can't see if anybody is wearing a mask (which is my marker for if a video is new or not). But I'm blogging it as if it was a drug cartel chase because that's what I want to believe and you can't make me believe any different