Guy Takes A Dart DIRECTLY To The Dick While Performing At A Country Fair

I don't know who this man is or what he's about, but if I were him I'd hop in my car, drive to the nearest 7/11 and purchase a lottery ticket. Immediately. I mean what are the chances you get stuck in the cock with a dart from that far away and not get hurt? Zero? That thing had to have had some speed on it too in order to puncture a pair of jeans. Regardless, I feel like this could be one of those situations where the guy had to fake like he was hurt just to match the reaction of audience. 

Then again, look at the location of the dart...

That's basically a bullseye. For his sake I hope he's a grower not a shower. And don't even get me started on this lady…

I'm just glad everyone's alright. It would've been a real shame if he actually got stuck in the cock. Buy a lottery ticket, buddy. It's your lucky day.