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NASA Unveiled A New Class Of 18 Astronauts Who Will Train To Go Back (wink, wink) To The Moon By 2024, Including The First Woman On (wink, wink) The Moon

  

FOX 5 DC - NASA has named the 18 astronauts — half of them women — who will train for its Artemis moon-landing program.

The first woman and next man on the moon will come from this elite group.

“My fellow Americans, I give you the heroes of the future who will carry us back to the moon and beyond, the Artemis generation,” Pence told the small crowd, seated several feet apart from one another.

The space agency is aiming for a moon landing by 2024, although the chances of that happening are growing increasingly dim. The upcoming change in administration also adds uncertainty.

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Well, well, well. Looks like we are going "back" to the moon. Yes, I know, people get mad when you question the moon landing but if there is one, and I mean ONE conspiracy theory I can buy into, it's the moon landing. I'm not going to apologize for that. I think everyone should have a conspiracy theory or two they believe in, and the moon landing is the one that makes the most sense to me. 

I'm a big believer in secret societies and a new world order type of powerful corporation that secretly runs the world. What we see in front of us isn't the true reality of the world, it's what they want us to see. So powerful people back in the 1960's made some very important backdoor deals that said the world will buy into American being the first people on the moon, and lord knows what it was in exchange for. However, we weren't ready to go to the moon, so we faked it. 

Look, I don't know all the ins and outs. But the more you read about the Cold War, the space race, and all that stuff, the more the moon landing being fake adds up to me. And riddle me this- why did Russia never end up going? Why has China or Japan never been? Weirrrrrrd. I would love to know the truth behind it. And say we really did go to the moon, there's still something there. There's a reason nobody else has gone. I would love to know what it is.

And what if…what if we are finally ready to go to the moon NOW? Like, what if in reality this is going to be the real first moon landing, how cool would that be? There's like, 3 people alive who would know they are witnessing the real history, imagine that feeling? Man I am so deep in this conspiracy now I wouldn't be shocked if Buzz Aldrin repelled from my ceiling and punched me in the face.