The Country's "Highest Paid Sex Worker" Is Suing The State Of Nevada Because They Won't Open Brothels Back Up

Alice Little, the woman who infamously hypes herself as the “highest-earning sex worker in the US,” is suing the state of Nevada in a bid to force the reopening of brothels amid the COVID-19 pandemic.

Little’s big lawsuit comes after the state’s governor, Steve Sisolak, excluded houses of ill repute from the “close contact” establishments he permitted to get back to business as part of phase 2 reopening efforts in May.

“The governor’s decision to keep brothels closed is just blatant discrimination against Nevada’s legal sex workers,” said Little, 30, in a press release.

Alright. Yes, times are hard. People are losing money. Keeping brothels closed so working girls can't make a living is tough. But, Alice Little? What year are we living in, girl?

It's the millennium, baby! Who needs to fuck creepy perverts in Nevada for cash anymore? Get all your bitches together and sign yourselves up! I can't imagine the 4 lazy hand jobs and minute-man sex you're having all day can be turning a profit that even SNIFFS that of which you'd make on OnlyFans. Not even OnlyFans, just THE INTERNET IN GENERAL! What about… ANY porn website? Instagram ads?? Anything?? 

Unless… is it the sex she misses? Based on the fact she's suing the state because she's not printing that paper, I have to assume she just wants the money. But why not take the easiest route she possibly can, poppin' that pussy on the internet? I think what we have here is a good ol' fashioned sex addict. If you thought times were tough for people who lost their regular jobs this year, most of which also endured a screeching halt to their own sex lives - imagine Alice. Her job was sex. She was having sex all day long, everyday. When she got off work, she probably went to go have MORE sex, for her own enjoyment. Women like this need sex for breakfast, lunch and dinner. While I commend her on trying to scam a little off the top on the state's dime, it's time to call a spade a spade. 

Alice just wants to start fucking again.