Mario Lopez Is The New, Sexy Colonel Sanders In A KFC-Themed Lifetime Movie; Middle-Aged Women Everywhere Clear Their Schedules

This has to be one of the greatest marketing collabs I've ever seen. Sex Icon (undisputed, idgaf what you say) Mario Lopez has agreed to star as a young, buff Colonel Sanders in what appears to be a short movie on The Lifetime Movie Network. "A Recipe For Seduction" !!

MARK YOUR CALENDARS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! CHARGE THOSE VIBRATORS!! STOCK UP ON THAT LUBRIDERM! At 12pm Sunday 12/13, we're all putting on our Sex Clothes and getting horny watching Mario Lopez cosplay as the KFC Chicken Man. Porbhub search histories about to be off the chain. Party City will have to start working on a "Sexy Colonel" costume for next year. I'm ready to order up a bucket of drumsticks and rip them apart slowly while I watch Mario's bursting arm muscles on screen. 

Incredible. I've GOT to know the price tag on this ad deal. I can't imagine it being longer than 20 minutes, but I almost hope its closer to a full length feature film. At no point will I be sick of watching Hot Mario in an ill-fitting shirt and white spray paint in his hair make sexual chicken related innuendos. 

ALSO - for those fucking around with the stock market, YUM stock is all over the place. Coincidence? Not in my book

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