50 Gang Affiliated Teens Trying to Destroy a Wal-Mart Only Manage to Cause $2000 Worth of Damage

Macon, GA — Surveillance video of a wee-hours ruckus at a Macon Wal-Mart on Sunday shows a teenager race inside flashing gang signs ahead of a mob of four dozen or so people who burst in and smashed merchandise. The commotion, which caused an estimated $2,000 in damage, appears to have been planned. Some in the crowd also snatched a man, apparently a shopper at the Zebulon Road store, from a motorized shopping cart and dragged him to the floor, Bibb County sheriff’s officials said Monday. The vandals, said to number between 40 and 50, sprinted down the store’s main aisle about 1:50 a.m. Sunday, “destroying merchandise displays and items,” a sheriff’s deputy’s report of the incident noted.

Floors in parts of the store were “coated with broken merchandise,” the report added. “The length of the store from front to rear was lined with items which had been shattered, destroyed, turned over and thrown about.” When sheriff’s deputies got there, the crowd “began to flee into many different vehicles and leave the scene,” the report said. The store, next to Lowe’s, is just east of Interstate 475 in one of the area’s most frequented shopping districts. The teenager seen leading the rushing horde of young men and women told a Wal-Mart employee “that this was a planned event … to see how much damage they could cause,” the sheriff’s report said. The teen, identified as 17-year-old Kharron Nathan Green, of Ashton Drive in northwest Bibb County, was arrested when he returned to the store to retrieve his cellphone. Green was jailed and later released on bond after being charged with inciting a riot and second-degree damage to property.

These kids SUCK at vandalism. If I could say one thing to these troubled youths it would be “stay in school”. And I’m not saying they should stay in school because I think that it’s important for our society or that it’s going to be particularly helpful for them. I’m saying it because they can not be worse at math and reading comprehension than they are at breaking shit. Even if you get a D- on your book report about the Great Gatsby, it’s better than the F you just got at breaking things in a Wal-Mart while flashing gang signs. Like if you’re gonna be a hooker or a stripper or a thief, just be the best damn dick suckin, pole grindin, five finger discount low life you can be. Same goes for vandalism. Mosey over to the electronics section and kick in a 62″ plasma for me. You can’t spend all your time on the grocery aisle smashing $2 mangos and rummaging through the bargain DVD bin breaking copies of Gigli. Hustle for me one time, kids. The worst thing you can have on your CV that you’re sending out to the Bloods and Crips is that you caused 2 grand of damage with 50 people. How many buddies are you gonna need to do a drive-by? You could have strapped these kids with 100 uzis and stuck them on a charter bus and they’d still miss the fuck outta their target. Just wish Biggie coulda been dealing with these lame ass wanna-bes. He’d still be spitting mad rhymes today if little shits like this were in gangs back then. Pussification of Gangstas at it’s finest.

P.S. Everybody knows to kill a Wall-Mart you just have to find it’s heart