Aaron Rodgers Just Became The Fastest Player In NFL History To Throw 400 Touchdowns

You know this Aaron Rodgers fella is kinda good at this football thing. Truly a gift to watch this man throw the pigskin. It's only fitting his 400th passing touchdown came on a 99 yard drive. One that involved him flicking his rest out of the back of his own end zone to the best receiver in football Davante Adams for half the field. The arc on his deep balls is orgasmic and Davante's hands are unbeatable. The Eagles had no chance today stopping those two. 

11 touchdowns in Davante's last 7 games by the way. Casual mockery of the NFL's secondary. After he bullied the Eagles secondary into the end zone he knew to go right to Rodgers and present him with the ball. True love. 

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Any quarterback record that's set at this point will be shattered by Mahomes down the road, but Rodgers getting to 400 TDs in 12 quicker games than Brees is impressive as shit. It's insane that 12 will likely finish with a near identical stat line to his god-like 2011 MVP season and probably won't end up with the hardware. I'm sure he'll settle for the Lombardi. Give us Rodgers vs. Mahomes in the Super Bowl. PLEASE

Also, this is hilarious from James Jones