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Do Your Part! Miley Cyrus Tells Howard Stern That She Only Has "Virtual Sex" In Order To Prevent The Spread Of COVID

Source - Miley Cyrus’ sex life has gone virtual. The single star — whose split from singer Cody Simpson this summer — hasn’t been dating much in person recently, but has still been getting busy.

Thank you, Miley! Unlike the governors of various states, Miley is not only talking the talk, she's walking the walk when it comes to stopping the spread of COVID.

From Stern: 

“I do a lot of FaceTime sex – it’s the safest sex. I’m not getting COVID,” she said in a new interview with Howard Stern. “I am definitely not going to be doing anything that’s irresponsible for myself or for other people … it’s just ridiculous for anybody that won’t take the right precautions to keep each other safe. It’s f–ked up.”

The 28-year-old added that it’s been a “really interesting and challenging [time] for any sort of dating or meeting people.” After she and Simpson broke up, a source told Page Six the pop star was “free as a bird and thrilled.”

^^It's called responsibility, folks. I've been doing the same thing only without the virtual or in person sex. I've remained abstinent for no reason other than the fact that I want to prevent the spread of COVID. That's it. 

Having said that, I've always wondered how much random sex celebrities actually have. Like if Miley Cyrus wanted to get some strange, how does that work? Is it all done through Instagram? Through friends? Does she just not fuck? I feel like if you're famous enough you can't even have random sex because everyone knows you. Regardless, good on Miley for doing the right thing. 

It can't be easy abstaining from sex, especially when you're a recently divorced, sexually-fluid, notoriously horny, A-list celebrity...

Before her relationship with Simpson, Cyrus briefly dated Kaitlynn Carter after separating from husband Liam Hemsworth. She and Hemsworth finalized their divorceearlier this year.

Of her next relationship, Stern asked Cyrus if he could fix her up — and whether it mattered if he introduced her to a man or a woman.

“I love people, I love who I love, I’ve had relationships with all genders and I’m down,” Cyrus said. “Right now I’m kind of in the mood for some D, but I’m down for whatever, honestly.”

Hopefully she's able to find the D as soon as the quarantine is over. Just kidding it's never going to be over. Now here's my favorite celebrity sex tape of all time. Enjoy!