Jahlil Okafor's Girlfriend Is A USC Alpha Phi...So Basically His Life Is Perfect Right Now

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Uhh yeah if I was a star athlete at Duke I would outsource my girlfriend scouting to USC also…no offense to Duke. Just not sure there’s anything on the Eastern seaboard that can compete with the sorority blueboods of the west coast, Alpha Phi being one of them…

Although let’s not act like life is ALL good for Ja right now. Not with this trick blowing up his Twitter forcing him to file cease and desists through his lawyer and shit.

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Definitely just some idiot trolling, but still, never want it out there that your dick is weak af.

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h/t Dan Regester for the find