A NSFW Tradition Like No Other

Holiday cards, Christmas trees, wreaths, garland, stockings, Santa, Elf On The Shelf... They're all great traditions in their own right.

But for the last 4 years, or so, I've been forwarded something that has made my December days more merry and bright.

(Safe for work until you start to click within the link)

"Booby Christmas" is an interactive Advent Calendar where every day provides you with a different topless GIF... And inappropriate GIFs are a pool I like to swim in

Unlike other avenues that offer immediate satisfaction, the creators of this little diversion have programmed it with strict instructions that you cannot skip ahead days.  So if you want to see all 50 breasts (25 days X 2 breasts per day), you just have to wait.

There's a toggle in the top left corner that, when flipped, switches all the NSFW rack pictures to very SFW cat pictures… Just in case your wife suddenly enters the room, or Sunday mass is about to begin.

Also, if you hit the drop-down on the upper right-hand corner of the page, you can opt for the "Booty Christmas" instead, and replace the naked T's with naked A's.

And finally, if the fairer sex has a yen for some holiday cock, there is a "Bobby Christmas", where the same average-looking guy (his name is Bobby, I assume) drops the same partridge out of the same pear tree but in 25 different settings.

Something for everyone, I suppose.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

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-Large