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This Out Of Body Filter On TikTok Is A Complete And Utter Mindfuck


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WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!?!?  There's no way us olds can comprehend it! Somebody please save these extremely talented dancers and influencers before this soul tampering gets them put on trial for witchcraft! And I'm not even talking about the out of body filter that allows her soul to perfect the moonwalk! I'm talking about how that's not even Michael Jackson!  It's a sample of Billie Jean! From the album Thriller!  Oh the humanity!!!!! The witches in Salem probably perished for much less!

We're gonna stick to the wholesome, non-devilish practicing TikTok-ish content like we see on BFFs!  Boomers vs. Zoomers, baby! Go Pres go!  

And to the GRAM where it's SAFE!  Go Cassidy go!

CASSIDY BREAK: Please check on Fortnight Boy and make sure he's doing something constructive with his useless life! 

BACK TO CASSIDY!

Go Cassidy Go!