For the record- Dirt is Not on Tik-Tok.

Barstool is asking us to get on Tik-Tok, and, you know me... When management tells me to do something, I ALWAYS do it.

Anyhoo... I am doing 2 shots of scattered booze every morning until Christmas coupled with a marginally witty toast...

And for both of my Jewish readers, it's called an Advent Calendar, and it's helping me celebrate a White Christmas with a black liver.

Cheers!

-Large

For those of you interested in joining me on my journey towards the birth of my Savior, you can grab a calendar at Stew Leonard's.

Or, better yet, you can just grab a couple bottles of Pink Whitney and pour yourself twenty-three more tall ones in this handsome mug every goddamned morning…

Makes a great gift also.

TAR

-L