And Here's Rat Tailed Shia Labeouf Spitting Hot Fire With A Freestyle

Mashed potatoes. Galileo. “Flippin split shit with my shit spitting shit flit shit flip”. Move over, Clancy. There’s a new king of the crackers climbing the charts.

It’s amazing how I’ve gone from knighting Shia Labeouf Lord Of The Douche to respecting him to wanting to have a beer with the man to NEEDING to party with him. The dude just doesn’t give a fuck. These kids thought they were simply attending a hipster Jesus camp but ended up watching Shia Labeouf get stoned to bejeezus and freestyle his nuts off. Have a day, kids.

Big Boy in the back was wayyyy too smitten the entire time. Take it down a notch, guy.

Related for a Monday morning for the week of the 4th. Alright, brain. I don’t like you and you don’t like me, but let’s just do these couple days and I can get back to killing you with beer. DO IT:

h/t Kevin