Happy Thanksgiving! Now Let's Watch A Bunch Of Barry Sanders And Calvin Johnson Highlights

I'm not sure what type of show the Lions offense will put on for us this Thanksgiving without Kenny Golladay and D'Andre Swift, so let's enjoy watching two aliens that used to play for the Lions do shit on a football field that made their superhuman opponents look like Barstool bloggers in comparison to entertain us today. 

The fact that Lions fans were gifted two of the most incredible human highlight reels in sports history only to have them BOTH retire early without winning anything substantial is Old Testament level of cruelty from the Football Gods. Not just towards the good people of Detroit but towards any breathing NFL fan. Both of these guys having Top 50 highlight reels that probably had highlights left on the cutting room floor better than the best highlights some Hall of Famers had in their careers.

While I'm here, I gotta post the Top 5 of the 1989 NFL Draft just because of how absurd it was.

*Don't feel too bad for Packers fans considering they have had a Hall of Famer as their QB1 since 1992

The 2007 draft having three of the best to ever do it at their position scattered around a few busts is crazy to see too.