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Taxi Drivers In Paris Are Smashing Uber Cars With Huge Rocks

Jesus fucking Christ, Paris. You’re supposed to be a respectable, modern city. This is the kinda shit the do over in like Kabul. Just smashing windshields with boulders trying to murder innocent people. I mean these motherfuckers didnt even know for sure if that was an Uber driver. Now granted if you pick every black Toyota Avalon/Camry you have a VERY good shot at it being an Uber driver, but you cant just go around smashing cars all willy nilly.

And to be honest taxi drivers that hate on Uber are just salty, bitter, jealous motherfuckers. You’re just angry that Uber does it better than you. They’re generally cheaper, more convenient, more enjoyable and easier. You think I wanna stand out on the street and hold my hand up and ride in some piece of shit yellow cab while you take some ridiculous route and jack up my fare? For sure not. Dont be mad that the world has passed you by, cab drivers. You dont see newspaper columnists smashing bloggers with rocks. You dont see managers of Blockbuster running up in Netflix headquarters throwing stones. You lose, cab drivers. Fair and square. Why dont you just BECOME A FUCKING UBER DRIVER?