Japanese Women Are Flocking To The Zoo To Finger Themselves To This Hunky Gorilla

Yahoo!- A giant gorilla with brooding good looks and rippling muscles is causing a stir at a Japanese zoo, with women flocking to check out the hunky pin-up. Shabani, an 18-year-old silverback who tips the scales at around 180 kilograms (400 pounds), has become the star attraction at Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya, striking smouldering poses the movie model in “Zoolander” would be proud of. “He often rests his chin on his hands and looks intently at you,” zoo spokesman Takayuki Ishikawa told AFP on Friday. “He is more buff than most gorillas and he’s at his peak physically. We’ve seen a rise in the number of female visitors — women say he’s very good-looking.” Shabani, who has been at the zoo since 2007, shot to fame after being made the campaign model for the zoo’s spring festival earlier this year, Ishikawa said, adding that the ape’s paternal skills are also a big hit with women.

First of all, Japan continues to be the weirdest fucking place in the world.  Women flocking to the zoo to admire a giant, buff gorilla is only something that would happen in Japan.  Nowhere else in the world are chicks fingering themselves to animals at the zoo.  Second, I don’t appreciate this one bit as a man.  Talk about unrealistic expectations that we’re supposed to try and live up to.  These women going ga ga over a MASSIVE good looking gorilla isn’t fair.  I’ll never look like that.  It’s not possible for me to look like that.  The dude weighs 400 pounds and is super jacked.  Not to mention he doesn’t talk so he can’t make any stupid comments like the rest of us males do constantly.  He’s really the perfect male.  Strong, silent, dominant.  I now know how women feel when uber-photoshopped magazine covers come out with super models looking borderline perfect.  “You mean we’re supposed to compete with THAT?”  Not a chance.  It’s a fools errand.  Hopefully this fad passes over quickly, doesn’t go any further than Japan and women will go back to liking fat dudes who are emotionally inept and enjoy watching sports and eating and drinking too much.  Maybe not “go back” as much as start liking guys like that in general.  That’d be great