I Want Zach Wilson On The Bears And I Don't Care Who Knows It

We released this shirt in the Barstool Store after it became pretty obvious that Foles was NOT going to be the answer at QB

I believe I went back to 1998 and started there which was kind of arbitrary to be honest. The list could've gone back to back to 1986 and included names like Steve Fuller, Peter Tom Willis, Doug Flutie, Mike Tomczak, Jim Harbaugh, and Mike Hohensee. There is no memory lane quite and painful as the Bears Starting Quarterback by yeah page on wikipedia. Something you and your dad can bond over. Something hopefully you and your son won't have to ever talk about. The common link hopefully between post-2020 and pre-1986 is a BYU QB with a headband

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Look at this fucking guy. I have never hated a face more instantly in my entire life…that is why he has to be ours. The only thing that works in this town is a punk ass, headband-wearing, mormon QB from BYU. That is the key to everything. I don't know who will be calling the shots at Halas Hall next year, but I want Jeff Joniak screaming his name for the next 10 years. 

Wilson soaks so much that he's nothing but drip. He is exactly what this town needs. They don't need anymore nice boys. They need a punky QB who can make enough stuff happen with his arm, head, feet, and moxy that the rest of the offense has no choice but to come along for the ride and the defense will be able to take a break. BYU is undefeated and Wilson is a legitimate Heisman contender at this point in the season. His highlights make me all tingly

Is this a meatball take…you bet. Is Zach Wilson the truth…absolutely. He's a projected top 10 pick right now so the Bears will probably win a couple games to fuck themselves out of the ability to draft him, but that's nothing a little Ryan Pace trade up can't fix. Give me the 85 Bears 2.0. A cool and competent quarterback and a defense that will rip your face off. I will never complain if that is the combo. Make it happen one time, God(even Joseph Smith if it happens).