Hang In There, Fellow Eagles Fans

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Possibly literally!  For some reason with Saints fans, or not!  Regardless, Sammy for sure knows the Philadelphia Eagles are STILL in FIRST PLACE of the NFC East and may just win the division after all!  It doesn't matter if it could be 4-11-1 and they meet their maker n the Wildcard Round - AGAIN!  A place at the table is, you guessed it, A PLACE AT THE TABLE!!!  In the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with sports and happiness!  Go Birds! Go Sammy!  SAFTB!!!

SAMMY AND THE BIRDS BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure he's OK while I'm doing his job by crushing these PAGEVIEWS!!!

BACK TO SAMMY!!!

Thank you, Sammy! Go BIRDS!!!!