What's Worse: Waiting 14 Hours For In-N-Out Burger Or Getting Your Pants Literally Beat Off Of You In A Fight While Waiting 14 Hours For In-N-Out Burger?

The answer is C, All of the Above AND None of the Above since I don't think that guy actually got the pants beat off of him (Click Burglar Clem wrote that headline for me). But getting laughed at by a bunch of strangers while your standing in your underwear is literally a nightmare for millions of people and waiting in line for 14 minutes for a fast food burger and fries is outrageous, let alone 14 hours. And that's coming from a guy who has burger and fries in his Mount Rushmore of foods. 

I know Shake Shack has pretty much built an empire on the premise of waiting for a burger and fries. But that doesn't mean I don't feel like an absolute asshole while waiting for a patty of ground beef between two pieces of bread, no matter how good the burger tastes. The bottom line here is that everyone on this line is a goddamn moron outside of the people who said "Ohhhhh" as the fight ramped up. People that do that in order to escalate things and make a fight pop off are truly God's angels sent to Earth to help entertain us.

Now before I leave, I figure I should give my take on In-N-Out Burger

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In-N-Out is alright if you want to get quick burgers but is really nothing special compared to the bigger burger brands out there (Shake Shack, Five Guys, etc) and anybody who disagrees is just being a sheep for a restaurant with a famous name.