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The Rapper Juvenile Has A New Side Business And It Includes Hawking Goods For A Local Appliance Store

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HotNewHipHop – Juvenile lent his influence to a small appliance store in St. Louis when he posted a 30-second promo spot to his Twitter account.

Clad in a blue polo, Juvie stands a front of a young man sitting atop a washing machine yelling into his shoe about M.C. Appliance has “all the hottest appliances.” He then turns it over to Juvie, who puts on his most professional smile and says, “M.C. Appliance! where you can get old and new product right now, today. “No credit? Bad credit? No problem!” One take. Boom. That’s a wrap.

 

If there’s a commercial claiming I can have bad credit or no credit without there being problem that isn’t for a classy business relevant to my interests, I’ve yet to see it. And if I’m buying a dishwasher or lawnmower from anyone in Saint Louis, it’s a place former Cash Money Records star Juvenile has signed off on. With all those enormous asses eating fried Southern food all day and drinking Alize all night being backed up into Juvenile’s white t-shirt, you know he’s got to keep his laundry game 100. Plus there’s just something trustworthy about Juvenile here, especially by the standards normally associated with a man who has his teeth covered in platinum. He’s wearing a polo for Christ’s sake, you don’t get much more credible than that, particularly when standing next to a man talking into a shoe.

 

 

Fire jams featuring comically enormous asses, that’s why I had “CMR” in my AIM screenname growing up to show I was Cash Money Records for life. Me, Juvie and the gang sipping sizzurp and calling beautiful women “fine mothafuckas,” just part of the life once you make that official leap.