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Which came first?... The pizza or the egg?

I woke up relatively early last Sunday and came downstairs to walk a French Bulldog puppy that I bought my wife for her birthday and that I now fucking hate.

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It was maybe 7 AM, or so, which is what I consider "sleeping in" since my regular gig on morning radio has me getting up around 5 AM Monday through Friday.

Since my wife and the kids were all snug in their beds with visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads, I decided it was the ideal time to make myself a little breakfast.

The cupboards were relatively bare and the fridge didn't offer up much more than a single slice of cold pizza leftover from the night before, so I improvised.

As you can see from the pic above, I cut a hole in the cold piece of pizza using the mouth of a glass as my guide, and then I went to work on my breakfast slice.

I got nothing but great feedback on it with more than one person inexplicably asking me for the recipe.

(For the record, the recipe calls for one slice of pizza and one egg and the instructions ask you to simply fry the egg inside of the pizza.)

The reason I am sharing this with you now is to (I guess) show off and to merely ask… "Would you?"

Lemme know and take a report.

-Large